Beware online scams
I can protect you if you
send me 50 bucks
Haiku! (Gesundheit)
The serious haiku afficionado will tell you that these aren't actually haiku, but senryu. in this case, the afficionado is correct, but for the sake of humour, I'm calling these haiku anyways.
Haiku! (Gesundheit) 
That’s cheap! Only $50; most people try for a couple of hundred at least. And are you sure you don’t have $5.5 million left to you by a long-lost uncle in Benin or Nigeria that you desperately need to put through my bank account?
yeah…I figured that $50 bucks is cheap too…but I might get a few more suckers that way! 🙂